Truth About Cats and Dogs
Deciding whether to adopt a cat or a dog?
Here's what you can expect from each species:
Author’s Bio: Kellene Stockwell is an Emmy winning producer at KTVN. She’s currently working on her Hollywood breakthrough screenplay. You can read her blog at kellene23.wordpress.com
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I must confess. I grew up a dog person until I moved in with my boyfriend a few years back. His Siamese cat Taka greeted me with a full-face hiss. It’s been a love affair ever since. I think he tolerates me now.
Over the years I have noticed some differences between the species:
Dogs sometimes act like blondes. Cats live in a continual state of it.
Dogs jump when you feed them. Cats cry if you don’t.
Dogs bark at strangers. Cats death stare - at everyone.
Dogs guard homes with barks. Cats hiss away dogs.
Cats think they’re cultured. Dogs have to look the word up.
Dogs lay out in the sun. Cats curse it for waking them up.
Cats lick away dirt. Dogs invite it in the house.
Cats configure weird yoga poses. Dogs tilt their heads at the sight.
Dogs run everywhere. Cats tiptoe.
Cats ‘tweet’ at birds. Dogs hunt them.
Dogs eat anything. Cats prefer only the finest food – yours.
Dogs are man’s best friend. Cats want to kill you.
Dogs love toys. Cats want you to be their toy.
Dogs learn commands. Cats ignore them.
Dogs are likened to summer days. Cats – burglars.
Dogs use yards for toilets. Cats use litter boxes – indoors.
Dogs snuggle next to you. Cats deep scratch your thighs.
Dogs have "doggie daycares." Cats are self-sufficient.
Dogs wag their tail when you wake up. Cats disapprove of your morning face.
Dogs have shows. Cats think they’re superior to competition.
Cats get named Fluffy and Mittens. Dogs get named Rambo and Killer. Especially Chihuahuas.
Dogs rip open Christmas presents. Cats supervise.
Dogs sniff shoes. Cats turn up their nose at your unfortunate fashion choice.
One thing they have in common – they both act like it’s their bed. And you’re in it.
And lastly – dogs have owners. Cats own you. Which begs the question – why do people want them?
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